Bonerleer

A belt for carrying a large number of assorted dildos and other phallic objects within easy and accessible reach.

Etymology: A bandolier of boners.

Alternative spelling: Bonerlier

My wife: “If I ever have sex with a lady I’ll be confused and wonder where her penis is.”
Me, an intellectual: “No you won’t, you’ll just pull one of yours out of your bonerleer and use it on her.”

by Pleased But Sticky September 17, 2021

bonerizer

Something girls use to give guys boners.

shortshorts, tanktops, bikinis, being hot, and tits are all very good examples of bonerizers.

by NuclearTestFacility May 26, 2010

bonerizers

drugs that give old men erections

levitra and viagra are bonerizers

by fudda April 9, 2005

bonerizer

Stimuli which causes the general to pitch his tent

Look at those bonerizers on her!!!!

by Marty North October 26, 2003

Bonererection

When the mere word boner and erection has lost its funniness, it's another way of describing the exitement of the male reproductive organ, (penis). It's much larger and more powerful than a boner or erection. In simple words it's when your dick lifts up.

1. Can I walk around with my bonererection?
2. Ha ha ha, that guy has a bonererection!
3. If you have a bonererection lasting more than four hours please consult a doctor immediately.

by Semper Fun November 3, 2009

bonerero

Definition: Someone who uses a mobile phone to masturbate, with vibrate on and a ringtone playing

Origins: When some random weirdo was doing this he sang bonerero in a strange way, this became his nickname

BONERERO!!
Ah ya bastard

by jim johnny-joanson jr. III April 15, 2005

bonerversary

The anniversary of the first time you boned (or had sex).

Today is our one-year bonerversary! We are going to bone! ;-)

by LuvBunny69 September 14, 2013