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boniversary

A boniversary is the anniversary of the date you and your partner first fucked.
Jack and V celebrated their boniversary by taking a train trip down to San Diego (sex on on a train--TRAINAL!), the place where it all began.
boniversary by VL100214 November 1, 2015

boneiversary 

the annual recurrence and celebration of the initial boning between two people. So it's the anniversary of the first time they had sex.
The day after Halloween is our boneiversary.

Happy Boneiversary baby!
boneiversary by ezgeezy June 28, 2007

bonaversary 

It's the anniversary of the day you and your partner first had sex (boned).
Our anniversary is March 18th but March 30th is our bonaversary ifyouknowwhatimsayin.
bonaversary by Racarlton513 July 4, 2016

boneversary 

noun, one year to the day since a person has had "relations."
"Did you hear? Jake's a virgin again. It's his one year boneversary."
boneversary by sherd14 December 16, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022