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Guy 1: ...And more than ONE boner in a single room = queer.
Guy 2: What if it's a room full of teenage boys going through puberty, and, in a highly improbably situation, all get boners because of their raging hormones? Is it gay then?
Guy 3: No. Boners in the presence of other males is neutral, neither gay or straight, if the boneree is under 16.
boneree by G. Garcia December 25, 2008

bonerectus 

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.
Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."
bonerectus by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

bonerexic 

describing a girl that will not or refuses to give head
Hey, how are you and your girl doin?

We're doin good but it turns out that she's bonerexic.
bonerexic by daweedmane October 26, 2009

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.
Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.
bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

bonerhead 

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.
bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.
gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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