Boneree 

When a boy sees something sexy and makes there dick (urs is tiny) gets hard and wants to fucking fuck whatever it is

Oy Ben u got a boner from ur mom
A boneree u got a herd dick

Boneree by Poppy dick February 18, 2020

boneree 

A male with a boner.

Guy 1: ...And more than ONE boner in a single room = queer.
Guy 2: What if it's a room full of teenage boys going through puberty, and, in a highly improbably situation, all get boners because of their raging hormones? Is it gay then?
Guy 3: No. Boners in the presence of other males is neutral, neither gay or straight, if the boneree is under 16.

boneree by G. Garcia December 25, 2008

bonerectus 

An unusually erect penis. It is typically painful and the afflicted is brought to the edge of ejaculation but cannot quite attain release. Frequently followed by a severe case of blue balls.

Gordy stated, "I knew I shouldn't have worn these silk boxers today. My dick keeps rubbing against it and it's making me hard."
Fred replied, "I know what you mean. When I wore my wife's underwear to work last week, feeling that silk rub up against my dick, I got a full blown bonerectus. I had to run to the bathroom and beat it off and I still got blue balls from it."
Gordy replied with disgust, "That was you that got that shit allover the toilet seat? Damn, I sat in that. I had fucking pop-tart poop come on and plopped my ass down just in time only to realize I had semen on my mother fucking ass."

bonerectus by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018

bonerexic 

describing a girl that will not or refuses to give head

Hey, how are you and your girl doin?

We're doin good but it turns out that she's bonerexic.

bonerexic by daweedmane October 26, 2009

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

bonerhead 

stupid person; person of low intelligence

Theo is an example of a cockhead, a dickhead and a bonerhead.

bonerhead by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010