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Boneguard 

A synonym for cock block or plimp;

Plimp: one who is not considered cool by any means, but is in fact the largest loser in the history of mankind and should be shot

Cock block: Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
"Stop being such a boneguard"
Boneguard by Twinny_RBLX November 1, 2016
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Boneguard 

Synonym for cock block, plimp, cloon.
"Stop being such a massive boneguard"
"Dude, honestly, why are you such a boneguard?
"Down with the blacks."
Boneguard by Boneguard November 1, 2016

Mike Bobaguard 

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
Mike Bobaguard by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Boneyard Bitch 

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort

Brad bobaguard 

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"
Brad bobaguard by charriot February 19, 2022

Boneyard beauty 

This is machinery that is ready for retirement due to being worn out.
That pickup truck is a real Boneyard beauty!
Boneyard beauty by I, Wreckerrr March 29, 2021
to hog or to be selfish with an item or person.
Jeff boguards all the pencils when it's time to draw so I can't get any.
boguard by uzumaki September 21, 2005
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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