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A severe punishment of forceful gagging on a bone.
"He was bonegagin it up"
"That person should be bonegaged"
Bonegag by C. Roderick January 16, 2008
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bonebagger 

One who is attracted to or will have sex only with skinny girls.
"More cushion for the pushin' I ain't no fuckin' bonebagger."
bonebagger by blandonocles September 11, 2003
An eloquent term used to express one's rage, and/or exasperation. A combination of bonehead and douche bag
"Learn to drive, you bonebag!!
bonebag by marqwa May 10, 2011
the act of hitting a bong, usually ending well.
random hippy: "hey, are you bri?"
bri: "yeah.. why?"
random hippy: "well i hear you can hit some major bongage, wanna blaze in my van after school?"
bri: "ya man."
bongage by bri slaps hoes (: September 23, 2009

boneragmatic 

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.
jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!
boneragmatic by samuel adams January 31, 2005
a way to desribe that you defeated oppenent in a sport or a videogame
man1: dude we won!

man2: ya that was total boneage
Boneage by monte08 September 19, 2005
When you think you see a hot girl far away, but as you get closer you realize she is not hot at all. It's like a mirage for your boner.
John: Oh man that girl looks so hot... I'm about to pop a huge boner..

two minutes pass and they get closer.

Bob: Ew, dude, she's actually really ugly.. Bonerage..
Bonerage by LucasAT February 4, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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