bonegasm

The feeling of relaxation when laying down on a bed and you feel all your bones just absolutely melt, releasing all the tension in your body. Sometimes accompanied by moaning really loudly out of comfort

After coming back from work, I literally had the biggest bonegasm as soon as I got into bed

by StarlightEclipse December 27, 2021

boregasm

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

by Caitlin+Courtney March 5, 2008

Bongasm

1. The feeling of extreme sexual ecstasy derived from playing and or hearing wicked bongo beats.

2. One of the greatest underground bands alive.

When I heard Bongasm for the first time, my knees buckled, my toes curled, and tears filled my eyes.

by LizzieIntheHizzie February 14, 2009

Bonogasm

That feeling of excitement and fever you get when exposed, either visually or auditorily, to Bono being his dangerously sexy self.

I had a massive bonogasm while watching Rattle and Hum last night.

by Sadie, Julie, etc January 4, 2010

bonergasmic

(adj) when something is so buttspankingly good that everyone experiences a boner and/or an orgasm, metaphorically speaking.

Of course, a very good thing can be orgasmic, bonertastic or simply boneriffic, but for the full 10020% of awesomefulness, bonergasmic does the job. Used extensively by teens in Northcote and Preston.

'wow, this ice-cream is bonergasmic'
'how was school?'
'boner(pause)gasmic! The maths teacher was sick and we got to watch dvds all day'
'sick!'

by Simon J Carcrash November 10, 2013

boregasm

the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter

Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.

by jmusc February 4, 2010

Boregasm

Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance.

"I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. "

OR

Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."

by Vavoom42 October 15, 2009