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When you get boned in the ass and your boss gives you a bonus
Nikki was a very good employee this year, she deserves a good boneass.
Boneass by fine nine09 January 1, 2009
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Bonnasses 

Bonnasses (fr.-engl.)
"young and beautiful real life girls, mostly above the age of consent; not necessarily nude, photographed in sexy and/or compromising positions"
The campus of Berkeley was brimming full with lovely bonnasses...
Bonnasses by Hibernian April 5, 2004
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Bonessi’s are very strange types of teachers that live in AITE. They feed off conjugations of the Yo and Nosotros forms, and force small children to give them direct object pronouns and the Tu for of desayunar or she rips their heads off with knives bought in the heart of Costa Rica during her Viaje. They love spanish raps and forcing kids to sing in front of the class. Also tells kids to commit suicide when they don’t correctly form the right boot verb. Smell like cheese and a hint of coochie.
Bonessi is such a bitch. She made me eat her pussy while saying the Spanish conjugations and translations!
Bonessi by TinasheHowManyTimes November 19, 2019
french word for 'fittie' or 'hottie'...someone damn fine.
"ou est cette bonasse?"
(where is that fittie?)
"oooofff, elle est une bonasse"
(cor, she's a hot one.)
bonasse by DA FRENCH BOMB November 8, 2010

bondassage 

This is an erotic massage technique that combines all of the elements of a sensual massage with some BDSM, spanking, sensory deprivation (blindfolds, ear-plugs) and sensation play.
I have never had as many orgasms at one time as I had during my bondassage session. It was even better than a tantric massage!

When I received my bondassage, I experienced female ejaculation for the very first time. It was AMAZING!
bondassage by tantramassageguy October 4, 2012

Bone-ass 

A sexual play on the word "Bonus". To get an extra delicious fuck! after you've had regular sex.
"I guess I must've done something right, I got a "bone-ass" last night, so I'm feeling pretty good today!
Bone-ass by cybercass March 14, 2009

bonasses 

Famous collections of pictures of girls.
Damn, check out #408 in Bonasses!
bonasses by Neimonster September 8, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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