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bondassage 

This is an erotic massage technique that combines all of the elements of a sensual massage with some BDSM, spanking, sensory deprivation (blindfolds, ear-plugs) and sensation play.
I have never had as many orgasms at one time as I had during my bondassage session. It was even better than a tantric massage!

When I received my bondassage, I experienced female ejaculation for the very first time. It was AMAZING!
bondassage by tantramassageguy October 4, 2012
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Bondassage 

A scam created to separate you from as much cash as possible. You are blindfolded because the women is usually fat and old.
Jaeleen creator of bondassage is a scammer that robs ladies of their hard earned money
Bondassage by blowjoe22 December 17, 2018
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