bonby

A bonby is a mythical creature resembling a mischievous marshmallow with legs. Known for sneaking into kitchens at night, a bonby’s sole mission is to rearrange your spice rack alphabetically—except it skips the letter "M" just to mess with you. If you ever catch one in the act, it freezes and pretends to be a squishy stress ball.

having a bonby in your home brings "organized chaos" and a lifetime supply of misplaced socks.

by Silas_titp42069 January 9, 2025

Bonby

A bonby is a mythical creature resembling a mischievous marshmallow with legs. Known for sneaking into kitchens at night, a bonby’s sole mission is to rearrange your spice rack alphabetically—except it skips the letter "M" just to mess with you. If you ever catch one in the act, it freezes and pretends to be a squishy stress ball.

People say having a bonby in your home brings “unorganized chaos” and a lifetime of supply of misplaced socks

by Silas_titp42069 January 9, 2025

Bobby Z

The act of having short monotonous sex followed by sitting down and reading the paper.

I got lucky last night. I gave the old lady a Bobby Z and enjoyed an Iron City with the paper.

by Bob Zamule February 22, 2017

Bobby Singer

Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'

Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!

by SammyWinchester October 5, 2013

Boneyard Bitch

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass

I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Shirtless Bobby

A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.

Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?

Ex 2::

Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"

by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014

Bobby Cool

When a man is engaged in sexual activities and a woman sneaks up behind him and clamps a mouse trap on his testicles

Man, Jim Cole got in trouble last night because he was having the time out of his life when out of nowhere some broad pulls a Bobby Cool on him

by Conrad Schultz June 9, 2014