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Bols.
A vodka brand which makes one of the worst tasting liquors you will ever find. It will make you vomit.

-See Boles' Standard

Man, that juice tasted so horrible, it was like drinking Bols!

Bols by Public Masturbator October 22, 2010

Words you can keep

Bols

bols is something used when responding to frieslande in imperiamc

hello my good man can i please have dev in imperia?
response: no
well good sir, bols

Bols by bolsenjoyer February 11, 2024

Related Words

bolshevik • Bolsonaro • bolshy • bolsh • bolsomito • bolsa • Bolsa de Duche • Bolsheboo • Bolshevazi • bolsominion

Bols' Standard

A standard of quality which if something goes below it, it will literally make you puke.

See Bols

Man, that movie was so bad, it was below even Bols' Standards!

Bols' Standard by Public Masturbator October 24, 2010

sook bols

sookin bols is slang for being a big gay, or in other words, enjoying testicals in and around your mouth. telling someone to sook bols is an insult, unless they're name is wheezy, who actually loves to suck ballsack.

Q "hey man u wanna pass me the clicker?"
A "hey how bout u sook bols!"

sook bols by awye! February 24, 2009

King Bols

The Legendary Bridge King. Will never be seen without his 12 and a pack of boges. Loves himself a fat rip of the juul or any vapor devices.

King Bols crashed the party with just his 12 and a pack of boges.

King Bols by dat pussay May 6, 2018

Ma Bols Ich

you say this when yo bols ich

man ma bols ich i wish someone would ich them

Ma Bols Ich by Random Lobotomized John Fella February 10, 2024

Bolsonaro knife

Someone tried to assassinate Bolsonaro, but they were not successful because they used a too-short knife. So when you want to get rid of a disgusting fascist dictator, you need a Bolsonaro knife at least 10 inches long.

Don't take a chance your knife won't do the job - you need a Bolsonaro knife!

Bolsonaro knife by Tiberius Gracchus November 5, 2022

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026