Bolsonaro 

A measure of how frequently one defecates. One Balsonaro is one poop per two days, as Balsonaro himself suggested.

Man, I shit twice today, a quadruple Bolsonaro!

Bolsonaro by seasbass November 14, 2020

bolsonaro 

Unusually large bowel movement, the result of holding it at least two days.

I'm going to be in here awhile, I have to take a bolsonaro.

bolsonaro by Wordy McWordmaker October 12, 2019

Bolsonaro 

Jair Messias Bolsonaro is a Brazilian politician, ex-military. Known for being "the only right-wing parliamentary" since Enéas Carneiro. Also known as "Mito" (myth, in english) by his social media followers, because of his hard answers to proposals from the socialists and communists rival parties, and some times because of his reactions to questions from left-wing journalists and SJWs.
He is often the target of accusations of homophobia, racism, xenophobia, nazism, fascism, misogyny, etc. He is being frequently compared to Donald Trump since 2016, especially when it comes to being a victim of fake news from the major media portals and TV channels.
Since 2015 he has been a pre-candidate for the 2018 brazilian major elections.

What, another dead cop? He was firing his pistol back at the criminals but they had an 7.62 rifle? Oh, that shit gotta end bro, #Bolsonaro2018

Bolsonaro by gamk March 8, 2018

Bolsonaro 

The surname of a family of (mainly) politicians in Brazil. People usually use this lone term to refer to deputy "Jair Messias Bolsonaro", a pre-candidate (at the moment) to Brazil's 2018 elections. The deputy became a beloved symbol of the brazilian right-wing movement, fighting against the so called "Gay kits", booklets inciting homossexuality made by Brazil's ruling left-wing government for 6 - 7 year-olds. Constantly a victim of slander, Bolsonaro is usually called a fascist, Neo-nazi, racist, homophobe, xenophobe, misogynistic etc. by the people brainwashed by the media. Conservatives usually call him an "oppressor", to taunt the leftists. Also radically against the Human Rights in Brazil, that only assist criminals.

May also be used to refer to one of his sons (with the same surname), like Eduardo Bolsonaro, another belover right-wing figure.

"É só você não roubar, não estuprar, não praticar latrocínio que você não vai 'pra' lá, porra! Acabou! Acabou!"
(Just don't steal, don't rape, don't rob and you won't be sent there (jail), goddammit! Period! Period!)

– Jair Messias Bolsonaro (to reporters defending the human rights)

Created lots of slogans like: "Direitos humanos para humanos direitos" (a play on words, meaning "Human rights for right/honest humans" and "Brasil acima de tudo, Deus acima de todos" (Brazil above everything, God above all)

–Bolsonaro is a racist homophobe!

–You're an idiot.

Bolsonaro by habensiegehört February 16, 2018

Bolsonaro 

A mythologic creature of great power.

Bolsonaro,he is a myth.

Bolsonaro by malakoi April 27, 2017

Bolsonaro 

Bolsonaro is the president of brazil my brazillian friend showed me this lol

Dam The New Brazil President is Bolsonaro

Bolsonaro by MatMannn_ November 8, 2022

Bolsonaro knife

Someone tried to assassinate Bolsonaro, but they were not successful because they used a too-short knife. So when you want to get rid of a disgusting fascist dictator, you need a Bolsonaro knife at least 10 inches long.

Don't take a chance your knife won't do the job - you need a Bolsonaro knife!

Bolsonaro knife by Tiberius Gracchus November 5, 2022