An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.
A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore
Corporate bullshit. Meaningless business buzzwords pasted together in an effort to hide managerial ignorance. Gobbledygook in a business setting.
"I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty which is pompous bollockspeak." -- Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition)
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.