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bollocksoneer 

An utterly contemptible person. Derived from bollocks, the British slang term for testicles.
"Hey, watch the reactor control handle...argh....bollocksoneer!"

"His testicle elephantiasis was so bad, we nicknamed him 'bollocksoneer' for good time's sake."

bollocksbag of bore 

An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.

A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore
bollocksbag of bore by keeva February 22, 2008

bollockspeak

Corporate bullshit. Meaningless business buzzwords pasted together in an effort to hide managerial ignorance. Gobbledygook in a business setting.
"I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty which is pompous bollockspeak." -- Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition)
bollockspeak by Mosborn April 29, 2014

Bollocksnagger 

When you jump a barbwire fence and get a lil sumthin caught on a barb...
DId you hear about rory ? , he got in a bollocksnagger the other day
Bollocksnagger by SmytheLad September 8, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026