Boeberts

An object that was “accidentally fallen upon” (deliberately placed) in the rectum that was not designed for anal use and is now stuck.

“What’s the weirdest boeberts you’ve seen?”
“The weirdest ones would have to be a gerbil and a three-cell MagLight”

by SassyMedic96 January 5, 2023

boebert

Verb

Giving a handjob in a public movie theater

Have you seen the way that chick boeberts? I can't believe she claims moral authority!

by DaDopestDope September 16, 2023

Lauren Boebert

Dillion Harper's doppleganger.

Lauren Boebert sure looks a lot like Dillion Harper. Sadly, Dillion Harper would be a better Congresswoman... she's more intelligent and is better at getting people BEHIND HER.

by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023

The Boebert

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,

"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"

by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023