body armor 

Pads inserted into a woman's bra to make her breasts appear larger.

See also wonderbra, wondermeter.

When Pam arrived at work with breasts larger than they had been the day before, Dave knew she was wearing her body armor.

body armor by Led Zeppole October 6, 2003

Body Armor 

Body Armor is a healthy drink made for high performance: it’s uses ranging from extreme athletes to many people with daily jobs. It far surpasses Gatorade and Powerade as a healthy replenishment of necessary vitamins, sugars, and nutrients. It includes ingredients such as coconut water, electrolytes, and at least for different B-Vitamins.

Careful though, if you drink to much when you don’t need replenishment, it’s the same as Gatorade, and will give throat ache and heartburn (acid reflux)

Liam: Man, I feel like I’ll die after running that mile in 100 degrees Fahrenheit

Olivia: Here, I brought us each a Body Armor drink, that’ll fix you in five minutes!

Body Armor by Health nut 🥜 July 8, 2020

baby body armor 

The act of duct taping life-like baby dolls to your body to serve as armor.

Note: Works best with female midget baby dolls as there are smaller "holes" in the armor.

Joe: I have to go back for a second tour in Iraq. I hope the government has given us a fresh supply of baby body armor.

baby body armor by fatassblackboy October 10, 2006

Subdermal body armor

Armor underneath somebody's skin.

Liquid just got his/her subdermal body armor installed by the government.

Subdermal body armor by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

internal body armor 

Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.

"Rob, look at this girl...are they natural?"

"Nahhh. She's got internal body armor, for sure."

internal body armor by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024

second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon 

An individual who buys the Marshal on second round versus a team where 4 of the members have light armor, but one does not. This individual consistently shoots the one enemy without armor once in the body for a kill.

Woohoojin was the only enemy to not buy light armor second round. He was then shot by a second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon.

second round marshal body shot on one guy without armor demon by Poval May 26, 2024

Insta-Kill Body Armor® 

You ever wish you could protect yourself from others, AND rid yourself of them in the process? Well then, Insta-Kill Body Armor® is for you! Featuring a wide variety of uses, Insta-Kill Body Armor® can be used in close clashes, ranged opposition, and is even useful at the dinner table! Insta-Kill Body Armor® also features many different models, including cushioned, round, and even models made of pure fire!

"Ugh, I really wish this person would leave me alone!"
"You ever hear of Insta-Kill Body Armor®?"

Insta-Kill Body Armor® by Dr. Awsum April 9, 2021