BODNER

BODNER is COOL

CAPPPPPPPPP he is alsways hitting people with things and laughs like a Monkey

Its bodner what do you think

by MichKING October 13, 2021

Bodner

A person who typically holds themselves above others in terms of principle while half the time being a lazy uber-consumerist. Quick to say others have a small penis, they exhibit something called "reverse small dick syndrome" and feel the need to kill fun with their liberal, defensive, and fake "joe" attitude.
If they hear someone say something degrading about a woman, they'll pounce; meanwhile, they are a sexual degenerate with no standards or sexual boundaries.

Bill - "ok guys i know we're all having a great time at this party, but I think it's time to enlighten everyone on everything they've all done wrong tonight."

Mike - "Dude stop being a Bodner"

by KidsofAmerica May 11, 2014

Bodner

One who is very attracted to a boy named Brett

Look, she's such a Bodner, do you see what she's doin'?

by none of yo\\\\\\\' biz June 20, 2003

Shit Boner

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.

Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"

by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014