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A person who typically holds themselves above others in terms of principle while half the time being a lazy uber-consumerist. Quick to say others have a small penis, they exhibit something called "reverse small dick syndrome" and feel the need to kill fun with their liberal, defensive, and fake "joe" attitude.
If they hear someone say something degrading about a woman, they'll pounce; meanwhile, they are a sexual degenerate with no standards or sexual boundaries.
Bill - "ok guys i know we're all having a great time at this party, but I think it's time to enlighten everyone on everything they've all done wrong tonight."

Mike - "Dude stop being a Bodner"
Bodner by KidsofAmerica May 11, 2014
One who is very attracted to a boy named Brett
Look, she's such a Bodner, do you see what she's doin'?

Shit Boner 

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.
Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!
Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying 

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.
Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"
bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014