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BODNER is COOL

CAPPPPPPPPP he is alsways hitting people with things and laughs like a Monkey
Its bodner what do you think
BODNER by MichKING October 13, 2021
Words you can keep
A person who typically holds themselves above others in terms of principle while half the time being a lazy uber-consumerist. Quick to say others have a small penis, they exhibit something called "reverse small dick syndrome" and feel the need to kill fun with their liberal, defensive, and fake "joe" attitude.
If they hear someone say something degrading about a woman, they'll pounce; meanwhile, they are a sexual degenerate with no standards or sexual boundaries.
Bill - "ok guys i know we're all having a great time at this party, but I think it's time to enlighten everyone on everything they've all done wrong tonight."

Mike - "Dude stop being a Bodner"
Bodner by KidsofAmerica May 11, 2014
One who is very attracted to a boy named Brett
Look, she's such a Bodner, do you see what she's doin'?

Shit Boner 

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.
Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!
Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

bonerflying 

A verb to bonerfly. When everything a woman hears, sees or smells makes her think of her lover's cock.
Sara- "Michelle, what is wrong today. You keep making mistakes!!"

Michelle- "Just bonerflying about my man's cock!!"
bonerflying by CoonGirlLover June 18, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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