Bobbu
Bobbu is a god. He is a kind, humble and intelligent god. He blesses those who follow him. He resides in the religious monastery. The seven deadly sins of Bobbuism include-
1. Putting Bobbu and Udanga in the same sentences (thus making this rule in itself a sin)
2. Calling Bobbu other names eg. Bobby
3. Putting Bobbu's name without starting with capital letters.
4. Putting Bobbu and the outlaw who must not be named in the same sentence.
5. Refusing to believe that Bobbu is everything, life and death.
6. Calling Bobbu, Shobith.
7. Insulting the religion of Bobbu in anyway.
Another rule includes, when you say 'sus' you must say Bobbu two times after that.
1. Putting Bobbu and Udanga in the same sentences (thus making this rule in itself a sin)
2. Calling Bobbu other names eg. Bobby
3. Putting Bobbu's name without starting with capital letters.
4. Putting Bobbu and the outlaw who must not be named in the same sentence.
5. Refusing to believe that Bobbu is everything, life and death.
6. Calling Bobbu, Shobith.
7. Insulting the religion of Bobbu in anyway.
Another rule includes, when you say 'sus' you must say Bobbu two times after that.
1. Person: Bless me, oh lord Bobbu, and bless our marriage.
Bobbu: You are blessed, disciple, may my prophets bear you with gifts, and may you be blessed with the gifts, and not the horrors of marital life.
2. Person 1: Yo Red kinda sus
Person 2: Buh you said sus, now you have to say Bobbu twice, oh shit even I said sus.
Person 2: Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu
Person 1: kk, Bobbu, Bobbu
Bobbu: You are blessed, disciple, may my prophets bear you with gifts, and may you be blessed with the gifts, and not the horrors of marital life.
2. Person 1: Yo Red kinda sus
Person 2: Buh you said sus, now you have to say Bobbu twice, oh shit even I said sus.
Person 2: Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu Bobbu
Person 1: kk, Bobbu, Bobbu
Bobbu by Vindican10987 February 14, 2022
