Bobbuism
Bobbuism by Globeisnoice February 21, 2022
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Bobbism
The phenomena of being " Bob". BOB is a super masculin, hot, sexy, muscled and extremely well dressed man.
Look at that guy! Such bobbism!
Bobbyism
It is rare that a lot of people can successfully practice this philosophy. Before one can covert to Bobbyism, they must have an IQ that is higher than that of an Asian's. To practice Bobbyism, one must follow these laws, and it is strongly recommended that one can easily relate to these laws should they become a faithful Bobbyist, and hopefully make it to the Heavens of Bobby.
The 9 Laws of Bobbyism:
1. School is the easier than your mom.
2. Never start on an assignment until the last minute. Sometimes, one (the Bobbyist) should take this literally.
3. Not studying = Passing all exams/tests/quizzes.
4. Troll daily.
5. Should one have haters, they mustn't care at all.
6. One must be a computer genius; they must know every single thing about computers.
7. One must be desensitized to even the worst thing on the internet.
8. One must visit 4Chan.org frequently, or just sit on their tush all day on the computer.
9. Success shall be obtained without effort.
The 9 Laws of Bobbyism:
1. School is the easier than your mom.
2. Never start on an assignment until the last minute. Sometimes, one (the Bobbyist) should take this literally.
3. Not studying = Passing all exams/tests/quizzes.
4. Troll daily.
5. Should one have haters, they mustn't care at all.
6. One must be a computer genius; they must know every single thing about computers.
7. One must be desensitized to even the worst thing on the internet.
8. One must visit 4Chan.org frequently, or just sit on their tush all day on the computer.
9. Success shall be obtained without effort.
1) "Hey, what's your religion?"
"Bobbyism."
*runs away quickly in fear*
2) "Did you study for your test?"
To which a Bobbyist should reply with, "Ha, studying."
"Bobbyism."
*runs away quickly in fear*
2) "Did you study for your test?"
To which a Bobbyist should reply with, "Ha, studying."
Bobbyism by Mynameisblank September 29, 2012
Bobbism
(noun)
1. A certain attitude that the self-centered male develops when he is aware of his masculinity, sex appeal, athletic physique, and overall impeccable attire.
2. Pride that the narcissistic man takes in his good looks, style, and popularity.
3. Being self aware of one's masculine energy and sexual magnetism.
Bobbistic, adjective
1. A certain attitude that the self-centered male develops when he is aware of his masculinity, sex appeal, athletic physique, and overall impeccable attire.
2. Pride that the narcissistic man takes in his good looks, style, and popularity.
3. Being self aware of one's masculine energy and sexual magnetism.
Bobbistic, adjective
Dylan walks in the office as though he owns the place - always well dressed and showing off his muscles. Everyone swoons over his musky perfume. He radiates with bobbism!
Bobbism by Dr. Danny B. March 7, 2023
Bobbyism
Typical happens to guys named Bobby. Usually involves doing/ saying things that no normal person would do or say. Is typically something very abstract and unusual, and when it happens your only reaction is to think “WTF” because of how weird it is.
Bobby: *Microwaves Pop-Tart.*
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.
Evan: “Did you just microwave a Pop-Tart?”
Bobby: “Yeah, you don’t microwave your Pop-Tarts?”
Evan: “Literally no one microwaves their Pop-Tarts, a normal person uses a toaster”.
Bobby: “Microwaving your Pop-Tart is the only way to go”.
Evan: “Add that to the list of Bobbyisms”.
Bobbyism by Johnathan Bobby October 15, 2019
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