Bobadan

Bobadan (Southern Slang: bobaḍan – the Celebration of all things Bob) is an Oklahoma unique near religious period of observance that takes place during the sixty days following the summer solstice which coincides with the time year in which lake pleasures began to be revealed. The Fourth of July is the most holy day during Bobadan and was established to commemorate the exposure of the first female breasts via the loss of a bikini top at Lake Texhoma Lake in the late 1970’s. Bobadan ends with the holiday College Football Kickoff weekend, on which feasts and tailgate parties throughout Oklahoma are held.

The name "Bobadan” was originally known as “Bubbadon”, but due to numerous misquotes was changed to “Bobadan” following the plane crash that killed three members of the Southern Rock Band Lynyrd Skynyrd in 1977.

It is an all encompassing festival that is rooted in southern culture and includes all things southern such as lake/ river activities, mullets, pickup trucks and well placed tattoos. Bobadan favorites include fireworks, watermelon, county fairs, tequila, any self gratifying behavior, and anything pork. It is the most venerated and blessed time of year in the South.

Official Song of Bobadan - All Summer Long by Kid Rock

I can't wait till Bobadan to destroy me some fried chicken and ribs!

by Sooner092 June 28, 2010

Bobdan

Bobdan is a thick queen of Bobland and is a tyrant. He is a narcissist but is also very kind to his Slaves and followers. Bobdan has a castle built of cotton candy and is a large sweetooth. It all started when Bobdan was feeling down and wanted a capsule of chocolate chickens, but then a pear grew out of his belly button, so that is how Bobdan decided to become a Queen. Although the title was never given to him, he took it. The real gender of Bobdan is still a humanity secret and is a mystery to all. Bobdan also sees rainbows in his mind and he has a very cool BUTTler named Roma. And Roma has at least two fingers on each hand. He is also called a fly. While he also works as the Nani, the secretary and the commander in chief. Bobdan has a communist country and named it after himself. He also likes pink. Nobody knows this yet but he actually has a plastic butt, but shhhh....anyhow Bob is a very interesting persona.

Hail my Bobdan the queen.

May you live a thousand years and longer and be an old old hag with a stick.

by Dani Linash May 22, 2021

bobacanoosh

the excess food from an obese hobos box,,preferabley a walmart box.

"wow look at the hobo eating his bobacanoosh, what a freak"

by Sweetstuff2197 July 3, 2009

bobaganoosh

The last name of a character from SpikeTV's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

Next up, Foos Bobaganoosh, he's a dairy worker who loves milking the nipples

by clamum March 8, 2004

vince bobaganoosh

Vince Bobaganoosh is the best name for prank calling people. If someone asks you to spell it, abort the call immediately.

Caller: Hello, this is Vince Bobaganoosh.
Callee: Who the bloody hell is that?
Caller: YOUR MAMA!
(everyone around the caller goes "OOOOOHHHHH" until they realize the caller is an idiot and kill him)

by v b March 12, 2005

Bobarang

The act of taking an instagram boomarang of yourself, or yourself and friends sticking straws in sealed Boba teas.

“Astacia is addicted to Boba tea. She is constantly posting bobarangs to her story.”

by TacoTheOg June 6, 2018

Bobaganoosh

the name of a character from Most Extreme Elimination Challenge with supernatural powers.

Bobaganoosh froze spreadem cheeks as he fell down the icy mountain.

by Matt Abbatiello February 18, 2004