Board Heads

Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.

This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.

1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..

Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...

Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry

(Board Heads in use from frustration)

by Cylixx April 14, 2006

Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.

Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.

by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018

head bang board

A board that you show a person, and they magically run the fuck into it, causing severe head trauma.

"Tony pissed me off, so i showed him my fucking head bang board."

by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

Boars Head

When you receive a blowjob from a masculine looking female.

I heard Mario got some good ass boars head from Raelynn last night.

by i27temp October 18, 2017

boar head

Got completely hard core. No relenting. Doing your best to completely conquer everyone in your way.

He went out full boar head in that basketball game.

by Boarhead_killer June 29, 2017

Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

by Francii22 December 5, 2010

boardhead

a surfer

"... I am a lion."
"You're a hopeless boardhead."
"And proud of it..."

Dean Koontz. "The Husband"

by knavehearts June 4, 2009