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Board Heads 

Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.

This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.

1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..

Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...

Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry

(Board Heads in use from frustration)
Board Heads by Cylixx April 14, 2006
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Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.
Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.

head bang board 

A board that you show a person, and they magically run the fuck into it, causing severe head trauma.
"Tony pissed me off, so i showed him my fucking head bang board."
head bang board by krookedcrow September 7, 2008

Boars Head 

When you receive a blowjob from a masculine looking female.
I heard Mario got some good ass boars head from Raelynn last night.
Boars Head by i27temp October 18, 2017

boar head 

Got completely hard core. No relenting. Doing your best to completely conquer everyone in your way.
He went out full boar head in that basketball game.
boar head by Boarhead_killer June 29, 2017

Head Beard 

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.
Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!
Head Beard by Francii22 December 5, 2010
"... I am a lion."
"You're a hopeless boardhead."
"And proud of it..."

Dean Koontz. "The Husband"
boardhead by knavehearts June 4, 2009