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to get a blowjob and shit at the same time
blumken by asspiss April 23, 2003
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to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet
that was the best blunken i ever had
blunken by phil February 9, 2005
She tried to bring some hot fudge into the bedroom, but she ended up scalding her man's man - total Bluken.
Bluken by Boystown girls March 4, 2008

Blunket Blunken 

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.
"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"
Blunket Blunken by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

country blumken 

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.
I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.
country blumken by Thomas Theleman December 6, 2006
A word to use for someone Named Hampus which is getting raped by Jakob
OI Busken what are you doing to that cat!?
Busken by Daddysen February 6, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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