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to get a blowjob and shit at the same time
blumken by asspiss April 23, 2003
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to get oral sex while pooping on a toielet
that was the best blunken i ever had
blunken by phil February 9, 2005
She tried to bring some hot fudge into the bedroom, but she ended up scalding her man's man - total Bluken.
Bluken by Boystown girls March 4, 2008

Blunket Blunken 

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.
"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

country blumken 

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.
I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.
country blumken by Thomas Theleman December 6, 2006
A word to use for someone Named Hampus which is getting raped by Jakob
OI Busken what are you doing to that cat!?
Busken by Daddysen February 6, 2020