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A person who takes things way to literally and gets very upset,sad, or just plain mad about something so little as a joke. AKA(Nitrox The Classy Narwhal)
I said a joke to Nitrox The Classy Narwhal and he got very buthurt!
buthurt by CaptainSpaceJam11 April 16, 2017
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ButHurt by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Butthurt Lord 

Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.
Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

Captain Butthurt 

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.
Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

Butthurt People 

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."
Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

Butthurt 

being offended and holding a grudge
Billy was Butthurt at the fact that Sylvester took a potato chip from his potato chip bag.
Butthurt by Thugger Mcblackington September 6, 2015

butthurt feminist 

A feminist who will yell at you at the top of her lungs and will yell “this man just sexually hasrassed me” for and get mad at every little comment that you say even if it’s not a direct comment.
{Dude, come watch this video of a butthurt feminist!}
Dude: it’s Hugh Mungus

Feminist: Humongous what?..
Feminist: Humongous what?
Dude: Hugh Mungus
(This same old B.S.)
Feminist: Is that sexual harassment?
Dude: No, it’s Hugh Mungus.
Feminist: Why would you say that to me?
Dude: ‘cause that’s my name!

Feminist: What? Humongous what? Is that what you did when you said that to me?

(On and on...)
butthurt feminist by RDSbruh February 20, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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