Blursturbate
I saw Eugene blursturbate in the bathroom. His arm looked like Bruce Lee's in Enter the Dragon. Man he can pull that pud mighty fast.
Blursturbate by Grub Worm (OG Shapecity) March 21, 2015
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blasturbate
blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003
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Blessturbate
To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
Blessturbate by theLondonlook February 21, 2015
Word of the Day on February 25, 2015
care bearsturbate
when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep
care bearsturbate by rocking peoples domes 24/7 bro May 1, 2014
blasturbate
v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)
blasturbate by Blasturbater August 26, 2006
Bursturbate
She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet
Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022
Blessturbate
When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.
Blessturbate by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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