Blursturbate 

To beat off so fast that your jacking arm looks like a blur.

I saw Eugene blursturbate in the bathroom. His arm looked like Bruce Lee's in Enter the Dragon. Man he can pull that pud mighty fast.

Blursturbate by Grub Worm (OG Shapecity) March 21, 2015

blasturbate 

v. process of excessive masturbating

Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.

blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003

Blessturbate

To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.

The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.

Blessturbate by theLondonlook February 21, 2015

care bearsturbate 

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep

i just care bearsturbated now im in jail YOLO

care bearsturbate by rocking peoples domes 24/7 bro May 1, 2014

blasturbate 

v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)

Once I blasturbated straight into a friend's eye... and he was standing 20 feet away!

blasturbate by Blasturbater August 26, 2006

Bursturbate 

When you masturbate when you really need to take a piss

She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet

Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022

Blessturbate

When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.

"Father please forgive me for I have sinned."
(shoots load=blessturbate)

Blessturbate by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018