I saw Eugene blursturbate in the bathroom. His arm looked like Bruce Lee's in Enter the Dragon. Man he can pull that pud mighty fast.
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To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
by theLondonlook February 21, 2015
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by Blasturbater August 26, 2006
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