Bursturbate
She was busting to use the toilet, but decided instead that she would bursturbate for a good half an hour before rushing to the toilet
Bursturbate by RedHead98 October 5, 2022
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buttsturbate
When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification
I buttsturbated yesterday
buttsturbate by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010
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Basturbate
To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
Basturbate by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
blasturbate
blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003
Basturbate
Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
Basturbate by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010
care bearsturbate
when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep
care bearsturbate by rocking peoples domes 24/7 bro May 1, 2014
busturbation
busturbation by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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