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buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification
I buttsturbated yesterday
buttsturbate by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

Basturbate 

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

blasturbate 

Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.
blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003

Basturbate 

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.
Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.
Basturbate by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010

care bearsturbate 

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep
i just care bearsturbated now im in jail YOLO

busturbation 

The act of touching one's genitals on a public bus.
Dude, that homeless guy was practicing some serious busturbation in the seat next to me! SICK!!
busturbation by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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