Blessturbate

To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.

The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.

Blessturbate by theLondonlook February 21, 2015

Blessturbate

When an adventurous gentleman embarks upon a speedy, covert danger wank whilst divulging his sins during confession.

"Father please forgive me for I have sinned."
(shoots load=blessturbate)

Blessturbate by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

blasturbate 

v. process of excessive masturbating

Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.

blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003

blasturbate 

v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)

Once I blasturbated straight into a friend's eye... and he was standing 20 feet away!

blasturbate by Blasturbater August 26, 2006

Blursturbate 

To beat off so fast that your jacking arm looks like a blur.

I saw Eugene blursturbate in the bathroom. His arm looked like Bruce Lee's in Enter the Dragon. Man he can pull that pud mighty fast.

Blursturbate by Grub Worm (OG Shapecity) March 21, 2015

brassturbate 

To masturbate with brass knuckles on. Generally this is done by people who are into BDSM, but not exclusively.

Dude, I haven't found a BDSM partner in months. I think I might have to brassturbate tonight.

brassturbate by kingbumii May 5, 2015

Bassturbate 

When a bass (a fish) masturbates

I ate a bass alive and then it began to bassturbate in my mouth

Bassturbate by Inni84 December 11, 2023