Bluntard

1. A term used to describe a someone as ‘retarded’ as a heavy user of marijuana.
2. Also the term can be used to describe someone as, bluntly, being retarded.

baker spent her last 30 quid on a food takeout mf gotta have munchies the way she acting bluntard

by anonymous November 15, 2023

Bluntard

1. A term used to describe a someone as ‘retarded’ as a heavy user of marijuana.
2. Also the term can be used to describe someone as, bluntly, being retarded.

baker spent her last 30 quid on a food takeout mf gotta have munchies the way she acting bluntard

by anonymous November 15, 2023

bluetards

See felons and retards in blue.

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."

by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

bluetard

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007

bluetard

(noun) plural, bluetards.

A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.

Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB

Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!

by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010

Buntard

Any man sporting a man bun.

Oh there goes Troy, out in public with his ridiculous man bun. What a buntard.

by azbankr June 5, 2017

Bluetard

n., pn. 1.A member of the Blue army. 2. A Blue Army member so retarded that calling him a retard would be an offense to retards everywhere.

"Caboose, you bluetard!" ~Sarge

by Havoc October 26, 2004