by HundoMayo May 13, 2022
Get the Blubtard mug.Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"
Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."
Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"
Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."
Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"
Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."
by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010
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Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.
by JVATYT February 7, 2022
Get the Blabtard mug.Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.
by JVATYT February 7, 2022
Get the Blabtard mug.A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.
"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."
by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007
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A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.
Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.
Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
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