Blubtard 

When a person is fat and ugly and smelly and no one wants to hang out with them and their fat

That nerd girl is such a blubtard!

Blubtard by HundoMayo May 13, 2022

bluetards 

See felons and retards in blue.

Daughter: "Daddy, what's wrong with those people?"

Father: "Sweetie, they are just a bunch of bluetards. Ignore them and they'll go away before the championship series."

Daughter: "Should we move away? Do they bite?"

Father: "Just don't startle them and keep your pepper spray handy."

bluetards by Mark in San Bruno February 10, 2010

Blabtard 

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot doing the absolute stupidest things when they know they're wrong.

Nathan what the hell! You're such a blabtard!

Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

Blabtard 

Someone who never stops talking about the stupidest shit. Somebody that you wish you could just knock some sense into and tell them to stop being a dumbass.

Nathan, you're such a blabtard.

Blabtard by JVATYT February 7, 2022

bluetard 

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

bluetard by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007

blibtard 

A Big Liberal Retard. The higher classification for libtard.

Man, he really is a blibtard.

blibtard by ademoogey March 18, 2019

bluetard 

(noun) plural, bluetards.

A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.

Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB

Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!

bluetard by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010