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Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.
Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded
Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

bruhtarded 

When something is so retarded it causes you to lose so many brain cells that instead of moaning bruh or calling it retarded you mix them together
Mike: Dude, how could Anthony break his own door in the frat house?
Sam: Idk, seems pretty bruhtarded to me.
bruhtarded by NoDreamer August 27, 2017

blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling
a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling
blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007

Bentarded 

man, you bentarded!
Bentarded by Stading22 February 27, 2009

bulltarded 

an exclamation that may escape one's lips during an energetic response to another's outlandish statement. a combination of "bullshit" and "retarded", "Bulltarded" originated accidently but is sure to stand the test of time.
"Brett Favre is so amazing, one day i'm going to marry him."
"No. Fuck that. That's bulltarded!"
bulltarded by themattgregory December 3, 2007

Brutarded 

If something is so retarded it's brutal or so brutal it's retarded. In reference to the Metal band "Devils Club". who's first album entitled "Brutarded".
Holy crap that band was brutarded!
Brutarded by mayas flip flop September 27, 2009
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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