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blumptastic 

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary
My last blumpkin was blumptastic.
blumptastic by Tim January 24, 2004

blumptastic 

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.
That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.
blumptastic by jwn February 3, 2004

Blumptruck 

Getting a blumpkin(getting a blowjob while taking a shit) and dumptrucking(Pooping in someone's mouth while they give a rimjob). At least 3 people are required for this.
Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."
Blumptruck by JenkemJenkins October 21, 2010
A fat juicy immaculate buttocks lol
Naj has a blumsious booty. I wish I had one.
Blumsious by Baniaz December 7, 2020

Bulumptious 

Ryan is so Bulumptious

Bumptious 

Adj.

Evil, ginger, and bitchy.
Man, that girl in physics class today was being extremely bumptious.
Bumptious by ChemAddict April 17, 2011
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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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