Blumptous

Pertaining to a blumpkin.

Thank you Ms. Swartz, the turkey was blumptous.

Yo your bathroom has ample room in front of the toilet, it’s hella blumptous.

Can you get your creamy glustin over here, I wanna get blumptous!

by Steamy Dreamy Cream-Machine March 20, 2021

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

blumptastic

The most accurate adjective to describe the feeling of relieving the bowels while receiving head.

That was blumptastic baby... now clean up.

by jwn February 3, 2004

Blumptruck

Getting a blumpkin(getting a blowjob while taking a shit) and dumptrucking(Pooping in someone's mouth while they give a rimjob). At least 3 people are required for this.

Guy 1:" So I hear stacey and kelly give a mean blumptruck"
Guy 2: "damn dude, I knew they were whores, but I honestly didn't think they would go that far."

by JenkemJenkins October 21, 2010

Blumsious

A fat juicy immaculate buttocks lol

Naj has a blumsious booty. I wish I had one.

by Baniaz December 7, 2020

Bulumptious

Big and Juicy

Ryan is so Bulumptious

by Malcum the kdawg eater April 30, 2022

Bumptious

Adj.

Evil, ginger, and bitchy.

Man, that girl in physics class today was being extremely bumptious.

by ChemAddict April 17, 2011