Blumpkining

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010

blumpkinitis

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.

by Bendover2x2 January 23, 2009

blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

by djareeloa June 9, 2011

Blumkinini

Eating a plate of pasta and taking a massive shit while getting a blowjob courtesy of your male or female partner.

Yeah my bitch gave me a blumkinini last night. The pasta was great but she bit my dick on accident.

by Master Kuay October 21, 2010

Blumpking

one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.

Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.

by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008

Blumpking

When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job).

Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012

Hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.

*slurp *moan *sizzle *crunch * bloop *flush

by blumpkinnoises October 11, 2012

Blumpkinnator

the queen of giving blumpkins. someone who gives blumpkins to everyone. a whore.

my friend is known as the "Blumpkinnator".

by cookie fist January 9, 2010