Blumpkining 

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

Blumpkining by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010

blumpkinitis 

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.

blumpkinitis by Bendover2x2 January 23, 2009

blumpkinsneeze

The blumpkinsneeze is the rare act of receiving a blumpkin and simultaneously sneezing.

While Kal was receiving a standard blumpkin he needed to sneeze. At the point of sneezing he simultaneously shat and orgasimed, thus achiving the blumpkinsneeze... aka complete nivarna.

blumpkinsneeze by djareeloa June 9, 2011

Blumkinini 

Eating a plate of pasta and taking a massive shit while getting a blowjob courtesy of your male or female partner.

Yeah my bitch gave me a blumkinini last night. The pasta was great but she bit my dick on accident.

Blumkinini by Master Kuay October 21, 2010

Blumpking 

one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.

Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.

Blumpking by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008

Blumpking 

When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job).

Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012

Hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.

*slurp *moan *sizzle *crunch * bloop *flush

Blumpking by blumpkinnoises October 11, 2012

Blumpkinnator 

the queen of giving blumpkins. someone who gives blumpkins to everyone. a whore.

my friend is known as the "Blumpkinnator".

Blumpkinnator by cookie fist January 9, 2010