When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job).

Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012
Hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.

*slurp *moan *sizzle *crunch * bloop *flush
by blumpkinnoises May 04, 2012
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