Blumpking
Blumpking by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008
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Blumpking
When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job).
Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012
Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012
Blumpking by blumpkinnoises October 11, 2012
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Top blumpking
Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!
Top blumpking by Hazeydays December 14, 2024
Blumpkin Pinata
The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
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bumping purses by black winter October 14, 2009
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