blumpkinitis

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.

by Bendover2x2 January 23, 2009

Blumpkinetics

The study of the physics involved in giving and receiving blumpkins. This field includes such concepts as oral/anal viscosity and drag analysis, Navier-Stokes Fluid computations, and statistical fecal scattering modeling.

I just completed my Masters of Blumpkinetics at Brown University.

by Dr. Phys January 21, 2010