Blumkinini 

Eating a plate of pasta and taking a massive shit while getting a blowjob courtesy of your male or female partner.

Yeah my bitch gave me a blumkinini last night. The pasta was great but she bit my dick on accident.

Blumkinini by Master Kuay October 21, 2010

blumpkinitis 

facial rash or irritation caused by performing excessive amounts of blumpkins

It looks like Mary has another bad case of blumpkinitis.

blumpkinitis by Bendover2x2 January 23, 2009

Blumpkining 

The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )

" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)

Blumpkining by The adventures of G-Girl August 20, 2010

Blumpkininer

The act of two people taking a dump simultaneously whilst performing fellatio upon each other. Blumpkin + 69er = Blumpkininer.

They blumpkininered each other to satisfaction

Blumpkininer by The Stobster March 8, 2014

blumpkingini 

When you get a Blumpkin in a Lamborghini .

BRO she gave me a blumpkingini last night

blumpkingini by Fuchsia codfish April 6, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019