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bumfucked 

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.
The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.
bumfucked by Jonathan June 22, 2004

chitty chitty bumfucked 

Drinking enough beer to kill small horse.
Brandon was chitty chitty bumfucked at the supermarket last week.

bumfaced 

happily drunk to the point where you're not entirely sure what is going on around you, but feel fine about this.
'That night club was great, I'm bumfaced!- let's get some more alcohol from a disreputable after hours service and stay up most of night talking rubbish'.
bumfaced by patrosha December 7, 2005

bumfucked 

I was bumfucked when I wasn't voted off in the first round.
bumfucked by Millro August 2, 2007

bumlacker 

a insult for dumb and braindead people

(No bad words at all)
Random: dude racist lives don’t matter
You: shut up you bumlacker
bumlacker by AkaVakar April 15, 2021

Bumpocket 

An annoying person. References the back pocket in a pair of trousers. Anything kept in it is annoying when you sit down.
Where are you? Stuck in the car park... some bumpocket has parked me in.
Bumpocket by Dank Spangle April 27, 2022