1 definition by VictorThrust

BlumpQueen

A woman who is exceptionally good in the dark arts of giving Blumpkins.

My wife is the ultimate blumpqueen. I finished 6 games of cornhole and I was a sweaty mess and she gave me a blumpkin like I was the world champ. It was a veritable white and brown out at the same time.

by VictorThrust March 10, 2021