Blumkin (Reverse)

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The delicate art of getting shit sucked out of your arse while ejaculating.

Phil:Me and Sophie we're talking about doing a blumkin but then she suggested that we try the Blumkin (Reverse)!! I ended up having an orgasm in front of her.

Karl:I hear that's a common problem in America.

Blumkin (Reverse) by DuttyWhoreUtd May 10, 2012

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Reverse Blumkin

The same as a traditional blumkin, but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.

"She gave me a reverse blumkin after our dinner at the East Indian restaurant last night."

Reverse Blumkin by Scholzy November 20, 2011

Reverse Blumkin

When a guy is eating out a chick while she is taking a massive shit.

"That was the best reverse blumkin ever son!"

Reverse Blumkin by Spanky Lou December 1, 2003

Reverse Blumkin

When a girl is taking a dump and giving a guy a blow job

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump and she just gave me a reverse blumpkin

Reverse Blumkin by cumstein21 February 12, 2005

reverse blumkin

the act off masturbating into the toilet while shitting in the partners mouth.

Man! I cant belive you nailed that half court shot sitting down!! Its a good thing I love eating poop cause now I have to give you a reverse blumkin.

reverse blumkin by e-Wood-master-flex-diddy April 6, 2010

reverse blumkin

When a guy jerks off in a toilet and shits in a girls mouth. Know to be popular in Amsterdam.

The other night at Dunkin-Donuts, I paid some crack whore 5$ to allow me to preform a reverse blumkin on her in the bathroom.

reverse blumkin by NICK the RAT August 23, 2007

reverse blumkin

When a guy jerks off in a toilet and shits in a girls mouth. Know to be popular in Amsterdam.

The other night at Dunkin-Donuts, I paid some crack whore 5$ to allow me to preform a reverse blumkin on her in the bathroom.

reverse blumkin by NICK the RAT August 23, 2007

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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