Blumgus

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Blumgus the garden snail has a startling blue shell with a darker blue swirl. He is a vibrant navy with similarly matching eye stalks. Blumgus is very mopey and sad, usually seen slithering sadly in the garden. His best friend is Flumgus the garden snail.

Plant 1: Dude preforming photosynthesis goes hard asf
Plant 2: BROOO I know, we are making all the oxygen!!
Plant 1: WATCH OUT BRO, BLUMGUS IS THERE HES GOING TO EAT YOU!!
Plant 2: OH MY GOD NOO WHAT THE SHELL

Blumgus by Flumgussy July 22, 2025

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Blungus

Blungus is a portmanteau for Blue Chungus.

Don't you know the Big Chungus meme is dead? Now the Big Blungus is all the rage.

Blungus by Djaro June 5, 2020

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Big Blungus

a meme funnier than the amusing big chungo meme, which was funny in 2018

Big Chungus is still funny... SARCASM Big Blungus is funnier

Big Blungus by p*nisman May 12, 2021

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Blungus

You:what’s a blungus

Urban dictionary:blungus

Blungus by Scrimmy bingus January 23, 2019

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Blungus

What’s a blungus?
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blungus by Scrimmy bingus January 23, 2019

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blurgus

A relitively strange or Alien-like way of saying “ear”.

I will tickle your Blurgus.

blurgus by James Ranchen1999 March 25, 2018

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Blumbus

Usually used in reference to the cute, but cringe V-Tuber Baranome Kimiko.

Mara: Bara... where were you when talking to chat about pringles?
Bara: I don't know, Mara!
Chat: Bara had a Blumbus moment right there.

Blumbus by HonestBob5591 April 24, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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