The name of the absolute best people in the world. They do good in school, are super athletic, and super happy people.
by Legs of steel November 16, 2020
Get the blumenstein mug.a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1 foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!
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A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.
by heyzuescristo December 9, 2007
Get the blumstein mug.A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.
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