blumenstein 

The name of the absolute best people in the world. They do good in school, are super athletic, and super happy people.

sam: have you talked to the blumensteins?
Jessica: omg yes they are amazing people.

blumenstein by Legs of steel November 16, 2020

Blazenstein 

a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1 foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!

That large Blazenstein scared the inocent little child while visiting the foot doctor.

Blazenstein by an unruly student... November 6, 2004

blumstein 

A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.

Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.

blumstein by heyzuescristo December 9, 2007

blumstein 

A slimy, self-obsessed, long-nosed, money hungry jewstien. Can't tell a 1/4 inch plug from it's own butt-plug. Reeking at all times of cheap cologne, and marked by the over usage of dollar-store brand hair gel which seeps into it's brain. The only way to rid yourself of a Blumstien is to give it money. In the history of all blumstiens, the greatest accomplishment was a 34 and a half minute long audio recording of it whacking off to it's own ass. Also known as a Hebrewstien, gold-diggerstien, or a giant shnozzed bagel muncher. Others simply refer to it in lay mans terms as Ryan.

Good-lord, the mixing board is fried, it's covered in blumstein.

blumstein by heyzuescristo January 20, 2008

blumenstetter 

someone who is awesome in life

this kid is really blumenstetter

blumenstetter by mymomscheeseyballs June 27, 2022