blumber

What an obese, lazy person does instead of sleeping when they crash in front of the television. A cross between blubber and slumber. Used as a noun depicting said person.

The blumber was too lazy to get up from his recliner to answer the front door for pizza delivery.
OR She went straight from the breakfast table to the sofa for her mid-winter blumber.

blumber by Joe Stoops September 4, 2016

Blumber

Men who like too have sex with constipated people pushing the poo further up into them.

That guy over there, he's a blumber.

Blumber by Keekee'ta'sheekee May 10, 2018

Blumber jack 

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

Blumber jack by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

Blueberry Chugger

The counter-part of a Kool-Aid drinker. A Kool-Aid drinker is defined as the liberal democrat who is liberal because they are told they should be and make no attempt to decide why the are liberal. Often a Kool-Aid drinker simply wants to hate anything a republican does good or bad. A Blueberry Chugger is loaded up and juiced, power drinking and being boisterous as if their opinion is the only viewpoint. A Blueberry Chugger want to make fun of anyone who doesn't buy into their party line.

Guy #1--Gee, isn't Kool-Aid drinker red for a democrat and blueberry chugger blue for a republican backwards if red states are republican and blue democrat? Just doesn't make sense. It's backwards.

Guy #2--Well, what really doesn't make sense is the way both sides are fighting and dividing a nation instead of seeking realistic solutions. Instead, both follow their party's line.

Guy #1--Yeah, that is really backwards and makes no sense, besides I like beer. Didn't old Ben Franklin say, "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Blueberry Chugger by drp5 March 12, 2011

bumberhooten tittyknucles

english word for bread but most people say bread

mom can you go and buy me bumberhooten tittyknuckles
bumberhooten tittyknucles is bread

bumberhooten tittyknucles by logan pauls dead guy January 4, 2018

blubbernaut 

A hogger; one who has sex with a fat chick; one who plays nail the whale.

Don is a blubbernaut. He did four fatties last semester.

blubbernaut by PMax February 23, 2008

blueberry faygo 

Cotton Candy Faygo mixed with lean.

Person 1: Man have you tried Blueberry Faygo.

Person 2: Yeah man that shit is fye.

blueberry faygo by AceyThatsCool April 6, 2020