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Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018