Bluezak

Blues + Muzak. Blues of the weekend-warrior, bar-band and public access television variety. Usually played by middle-aged, overweight, balding white men, in a desperate attempt to hold on to their youth with borrowed 60's nostalgia, to the slavering admiration of drunk, single, white-trash mothers.

Randy suggested they hit Big Daddy's for a beer that Friday night, but Jim said if he hears another Bluezak band doing Stormy Monday, he wont hesitate to jump up on stage and regulate.

by Craig DC December 19, 2007

Bluekaki

When a group of guys drink as much blue slurpies as possible before finding a young ladies face to jizz in, leaving her coated in blue jizz looking like a smurf.

Lets nail some slurpies and bluekaki the shit out of her

by smurfer the surfer_ August 2, 2012

Bluekakke

Bukakke involving the blue man group.

Hey kaylee how was that bluekakke with the blue man group?

by Bluekakke November 24, 2018

bluecake

A person who will reject the obvious explanation for something because it doesn't agree with what he wants it to be.

John: Why did they name it after the lowest Hindu caste?
Jake: Dude they named it because they are untouchable and impossible to reach. Don't be such a bluecake.

by Kndbadbro May 19, 2018

Bluezikov

A word to tease somebody, it represents bluezikov in its greatest form.

Hey misha! Whats up Bluezikov"

by nestreeker October 27, 2021

Bluetakerz

A young group of rappers who are highly versitle and will take ur bitch they also got them dracs I heard

Them BlueTakerz niggas hard

by Doux boy September 30, 2022

Bluekake

Definition (noun): An over-the-top, lopsided Democratic sweep — the kind of electoral blowout where Republicans get wiped across races, districts, and demographics. Bigger than a “blue wave”; closer to a cartoon flattening.

Definition (verb): to bluekake — to crush an opponent electorally with embarrassing ease.
Past tense: bluekaked. Gerund: bluekaking.

1. “Last night wasn’t a blue wave; it was a full-on bluekake.”
2. “Suburbs bluekaked the GOP up and down the ballot.”
3. “Pollsters called it a toss-up. Voters bluekaked that prediction.”

by Lucas Bennett November 5, 2025