Bluezak

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Blues + Muzak. Blues of the weekend-warrior, bar-band and public access television variety. Usually played by middle-aged, overweight, balding white men, in a desperate attempt to hold on to their youth with borrowed 60's nostalgia, to the slavering admiration of drunk, single, white-trash mothers.

Randy suggested they hit Big Daddy's for a beer that Friday night, but Jim said if he hears another Bluezak band doing Stormy Monday, he wont hesitate to jump up on stage and regulate.

Bluezak by Craig DC December 19, 2007

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Bluekaki

When a group of guys drink as much blue slurpies as possible before finding a young ladies face to jizz in, leaving her coated in blue jizz looking like a smurf.

Lets nail some slurpies and bluekaki the shit out of her

Bluekaki by smurfer the surfer_ August 2, 2012

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Bluezak • bluecake • Bluekake • Bluekaki • Bluekakke • Bluetakerz • Bluezikov • blue akrasia • Blue Cake Syndrome • blue lakes

Bluekakke

Bukakke involving the blue man group.

Hey kaylee how was that bluekakke with the blue man group?

Bluekakke by Bluekakke November 24, 2018

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bluecake

A person who will reject the obvious explanation for something because it doesn't agree with what he wants it to be.

John: Why did they name it after the lowest Hindu caste?
Jake: Dude they named it because they are untouchable and impossible to reach. Don't be such a bluecake.

bluecake by Kndbadbro May 19, 2018

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Bluezikov

A word to tease somebody, it represents bluezikov in its greatest form.

Hey misha! Whats up Bluezikov"

Bluezikov by nestreeker October 27, 2021

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Bluetakerz

A young group of rappers who are highly versitle and will take ur bitch they also got them dracs I heard

Them BlueTakerz niggas hard

Bluetakerz by Doux boy September 30, 2022

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Bluekake

Definition (noun): An over-the-top, lopsided Democratic sweep — the kind of electoral blowout where Republicans get wiped across races, districts, and demographics. Bigger than a “blue wave”; closer to a cartoon flattening.

Definition (verb): to bluekake — to crush an opponent electorally with embarrassing ease.
Past tense: bluekaked. Gerund: bluekaking.

1. “Last night wasn’t a blue wave; it was a full-on bluekake.”
2. “Suburbs bluekaked the GOP up and down the ballot.”
3. “Pollsters called it a toss-up. Voters bluekaked that prediction.”

Bluekake by Lucas Bennett November 5, 2025

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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