Definition (noun): An over-the-top, lopsided Democratic sweep — the kind of electoral blowout where Republicans get wiped across races, districts, and demographics. Bigger than a “blue wave”; closer to a cartoon flattening.
Definition (verb): to bluekake — to crush an opponent electorally with embarrassing ease.
Past tense: bluekaked. Gerund: bluekaking.
Definition (verb): to bluekake — to crush an opponent electorally with embarrassing ease.
Past tense: bluekaked. Gerund: bluekaking.
1. “Last night wasn’t a blue wave; it was a full-on bluekake.”
2. “Suburbs bluekaked the GOP up and down the ballot.”
3. “Pollsters called it a toss-up. Voters bluekaked that prediction.”
2. “Suburbs bluekaked the GOP up and down the ballot.”
3. “Pollsters called it a toss-up. Voters bluekaked that prediction.”
by Lucas Bennett November 5, 2025
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