Bluekake

Definition (noun): An over-the-top, lopsided Democratic sweep — the kind of electoral blowout where Republicans get wiped across races, districts, and demographics. Bigger than a “blue wave”; closer to a cartoon flattening.

Definition (verb): to bluekake — to crush an opponent electorally with embarrassing ease.
Past tense: bluekaked. Gerund: bluekaking.

1. “Last night wasn’t a blue wave; it was a full-on bluekake.”
2. “Suburbs bluekaked the GOP up and down the ballot.”
3. “Pollsters called it a toss-up. Voters bluekaked that prediction.”

Bluekake by Lucas Bennett November 5, 2025

Red, White, and Bluekkake 

The patriotic facial you get after your buddies take turns chugging Dark Berry Bash and punching each other in the kidneys while rubbing one out to Walker, Texas Ranger. Ideally on Independence Day. Or any Tuesday night at Applebee's.

I forgot my face paint and the fireworks start in an hour!

Don't trip, we can give you a Red, White, and Bluekkake!

Red, White, and Bluekkake by MyaNus2000 October 12, 2022

Bluekaki

When a group of guys drink as much blue slurpies as possible before finding a young ladies face to jizz in, leaving her coated in blue jizz looking like a smurf.

Lets nail some slurpies and bluekaki the shit out of her

Bluekaki by smurfer the surfer_ August 2, 2012

Blukkake 

a group of smurfs simultaneously ejaculating upon the face of a female

"Last night Smurfette partook in a mean blukkake"

Blukkake by gtarbmx February 5, 2010

Bluekakke 

Bukakke involving the blue man group.

Hey kaylee how was that bluekakke with the blue man group?

Bluekakke by Bluekakke November 24, 2018

bluecake

A person who will reject the obvious explanation for something because it doesn't agree with what he wants it to be.

John: Why did they name it after the lowest Hindu caste?
Jake: Dude they named it because they are untouchable and impossible to reach. Don't be such a bluecake.

bluecake by Kndbadbro May 19, 2018

Bluekkake 

(n). A direct hybrid between a Blue Waffle and a Bukkake. It is when one pops the warts of many vaginas onto one person's face.

I recieved the nastiest bluekkake of my entire life on Friday night!

Bluekkake by Hermione's Heart-Attack May 4, 2011