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Bluetoothin'

When someone keeps the bluetooth headset in their ear 24/7. Typically a bluetoother will commence phone conversations while you are trying to talk to them. This can cause confusion between both parties.
Bob: So Terrell, are we still going to the club later?
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.
by Natasia March 23, 2007
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Bluetoothin'

When two people exchange personal or multimedia data through the Bluetooth File Transfer Protocol.
John: Hey look at dem hoes!
/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.
by Johannes K October 19, 2008
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bluetooth crazy

1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.

2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
by cam828 March 20, 2008
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Arabian Bluetooth

When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.
You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!

Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011
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Somali Bluetooth

When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
I was biking today and a woman talking on her Somali Bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
by glork98 November 7, 2012
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Bluetooth Douche

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
by Lexcorp February 4, 2008
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Bluetooth psychosis

When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.
My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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