Blues death 

Dying in a shotgun shack or cheap motel while busted flat and at the end of the line; a forlon, lonely ending such as expiring in a broken down cot in a homeless shelter or at the back of a gym; death via state-sanctioned execution, substance abuse, or at the hands of a cuckolded husband.

"Sam Cooke, the great gospel and soul crooner, died a true blues death when he was shot and killed Dec. 11, 1964, in Los Angeles. Cooke was found in the manager's room at the Hacienda Motel in a state of undress. Bertha Franklin, the motel, shot Cooke in the heart as he attacked her to find out the whereabouts of a woman who had fled his $3-a-night room."

Blues death by Guy Lazarus March 5, 2006

Blue balls of death 

On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."

The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...

Blue balls of death by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011

Blue Screen Of Death 

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

Blue Screen Of Death by Carl November 20, 2003

blue screen of death 

An error message on a blue screen and uses the MS-DOS font. This happens when major or "fatal" errors occur. In some cases you can press any key "to continue," but sometimes pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL may be required, and in rare cases you will have to power off the computer due to the keyboard not responding or getting a "System halted._" message.

Windows ME sucks. I get blue screens of death 24/7.

blue screen of death by gs6 December 22, 2002

blue screen of death 

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

blue screen of death by Chris April 30, 2004

Blue Screen of Death 

Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Blue Screen of Death by hayw00d February 16, 2005

blue screen of death 

Microsuck's warning that uses complicated addresses to warn you that you are running Windows.

The fatal screen that showed on Windows 98 when Bill Gates unveiled the "great" operating system.

Windows has crashed. I am the blue screen of death. No one can hear your screams.

blue screen of death by CaptainCumshot April 12, 2007