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Bluecifer
Bluecifer, Steed of Satan, is a giant blue statue of a horse rearing back on his hind legs. He stands outside Denver International Airport and watches nervous and weary travelers preparing to take a chance in the air. The ultimate power lies in Bluecifer's eyes, which are a type of red LED that pierces the night and will stare a hole through your soul or possibly ignite your car as you drive by.
I was driving to the airport one night to pick up a friend when Bluecifer's eyes distracted me so much that I slid into the ditch. Upon climbing out of my car, Bluecifer shot red lasers at me igniting both my car and the ditch into a fiery blaze. "NOOOO!" I screamed as I turned and ran back to Denver as fast as my horrified ass could run.
Bluecifer by Cadence Caller February 25, 2009
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Blueifier • bluefield • BlueFire • blueinferno • blazifier • Blucifer • bludifer • Bluecifer • Blueferton • Bluefield State College
bluefield
I think I'll go back to bluefield and take me a day off. It's so quiet there, no one would know where I left.
bluefield by blue_spectra January 16, 2005
bluefield
a place where nothing happens, but half of the girls seem to be pregnant.
they only have one gang...the yea-boyz; which isn't much of a threat.
if you ever choose to move here god have mercy on your soul because boredom will kill you.
the only successful people to come out of bluefield is Producer Young Yerr and NY giant's Amahd Bradshaw and everyone claims they're related to the football player.
but doesn't claim randy moss.
they only have one gang...the yea-boyz; which isn't much of a threat.
if you ever choose to move here god have mercy on your soul because boredom will kill you.
the only successful people to come out of bluefield is Producer Young Yerr and NY giant's Amahd Bradshaw and everyone claims they're related to the football player.
but doesn't claim randy moss.
BlueFire
Bluefield State College
A regular college that got chewed on and spit back up. Bluefield State is absolutely the poorest example of an institution of higher learning in the country... nope scratch that... the WORLD.
This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)
Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.
Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.
This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)
Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.
Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.
Bluefield State College by Stan.Ford.Grad.2013 September 30, 2012
Blueferton
Blueferton by Onesness August 4, 2016
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