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bluewire 

To extensively modify an electronic device to perform something it was not originally designed to do, usually using blue wire-wrap wire and external components that were not an original part of the equipment being modified. The result is often overtly ugly and has the appearance of being an afterthought.

The need to bluewire a solution is usually in response to a salesperson providing a marginally-performing, lower-cost item for a specific purpose it was not intended to perform, but marking up the cost to a par with a higher-cost item so that a sales margin could be met.
The transmitter did not work as the customer expeced, so the service technician had to bluewire it so it could do what was needed.
bluewire by Hot East May 25, 2008

bludfire 

Like bredrin or nigga, this word is often used when referring to a group of friends, or in particular a group of individuals acquianted to you. Common in black culture and conversation, white chavs have also caught wind of this silly term and now use it to address their equally silly and poor comrades.
Touch me now bludfire!
Eh bludfire, s'happenin?
BLUDFIREZZZZ! BRRAAAAP!
bludfire by LeiLei June 29, 2006

bluefield 

small town in southwestern virginia where nothing really happens; quite peaceful and quiet
I think I'll go back to bluefield and take me a day off. It's so quiet there, no one would know where I left.
bluefield by blue_spectra January 16, 2005

bluefield 

a place where nothing happens, but half of the girls seem to be pregnant.
they only have one gang...the yea-boyz; which isn't much of a threat.
if you ever choose to move here god have mercy on your soul because boredom will kill you.
the only successful people to come out of bluefield is Producer Young Yerr and NY giant's Amahd Bradshaw and everyone claims they're related to the football player.
but doesn't claim randy moss.
Bluefield sucks blue balls.
Bluefield is the only stupid city to put a clock in the middle of the road in their dead ghost down-town.
bluefield by Radquesha July 7, 2008

Bluefield State College 

A regular college that got chewed on and spit back up. Bluefield State is absolutely the poorest example of an institution of higher learning in the country... nope scratch that... the WORLD.

This is an institution of professors who are brain-dead morons, with IQ's of no more than 80 (yes, they're THAT stupid.) Students consider suicide, homicide, and both at bluefield (not because of difficult classes. Actually, exactly the opposite.)

Don't go to bluefield if they pay you to go. It's the worst experience and it makes people less intelligent. One student has gone here over an Ivy League (Yale) but picked bluefield due to financial issues.

Plain and simply, Bluefield wants the academic atmosphere of Berkeley, although it has the stability of the bermuda triangle.
TO HELL WITH BLUEFIELD STATE COLLEGE AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

Alaskan Blue Fire 

The act of cooling windex and spritzing it maliciously on a lover's vagina. It is at first cold, and yet inflames the vagina, hence the alaska and the fire.
Prior to sexual activity, Bill would always stick a bottle of window cleaner in the freezer for a good burst of Alaskan Blue Fire in case his partner wasn't up to snuff.
Alaskan Blue Fire by dionisio April 21, 2010