Bluecifer, Steed of Satan, is a giant blue statue of a horse rearing back on his hind legs. He stands outside Denver International Airport and watches nervous and weary travelers preparing to take a chance in the air. The ultimate power lies in Bluecifer's eyes, which are a type of red LED that pierces the night and will stare a hole through your soul or possibly ignite your car as you drive by.
I was driving to the airport one night to pick up a friend when Bluecifer's eyes distracted me so much that I slid into the ditch. Upon climbing out of my car, Bluecifer shot red lasers at me igniting both my car and the ditch into a fiery blaze. "NOOOO!" I screamed as I turned and ran back to Denver as fast as my horrified ass could run.
A red-headed demon that lurks about the country side of Northern Alabama. A Brucifer is best spotted by his "pregnant- like" belly, his short stature, and a great big bald spot surrounded by extremely thin hair. Even though the Brucifer has a funny sense of humor, he carries other traits that aren't so harmless. A typical Brucifer is a Narcissist and likes to perform bizarre things during sex.