by pcarinii January 22, 2015
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I was driving to the airport one night to pick up a friend when Bluecifer's eyes distracted me so much that I slid into the ditch. Upon climbing out of my car, Bluecifer shot red lasers at me igniting both my car and the ditch into a fiery blaze. "NOOOO!" I screamed as I turned and ran back to Denver as fast as my horrified ass could run.
by Cadence Caller February 25, 2009
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A red-headed demon that lurks about the country side of Northern Alabama. A Brucifer is best spotted by his "pregnant- like" belly, his short stature, and a great big bald spot surrounded by extremely thin hair. Even though the Brucifer has a funny sense of humor, he carries other traits that aren't so harmless. A typical Brucifer is a Narcissist and likes to perform bizarre things during sex.
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