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Bluecifer
Bluecifer, Steed of Satan, is a giant blue statue of a horse rearing back on his hind legs. He stands outside Denver International Airport and watches nervous and weary travelers preparing to take a chance in the air. The ultimate power lies in Bluecifer's eyes, which are a type of red LED that pierces the night and will stare a hole through your soul or possibly ignite your car as you drive by.
I was driving to the airport one night to pick up a friend when Bluecifer's eyes distracted me so much that I slid into the ditch. Upon climbing out of my car, Bluecifer shot red lasers at me igniting both my car and the ditch into a fiery blaze. "NOOOO!" I screamed as I turned and ran back to Denver as fast as my horrified ass could run.
Bluecifer by Cadence Caller February 25, 2009
Brucifer
Brucifer by Bruce Capoferri October 17, 2008
Brucifer
A red-headed demon that lurks about the country side of Northern Alabama. A Brucifer is best spotted by his "pregnant- like" belly, his short stature, and a great big bald spot surrounded by extremely thin hair. Even though the Brucifer has a funny sense of humor, he carries other traits that aren't so harmless. A typical Brucifer is a Narcissist and likes to perform bizarre things during sex.
Brucifer by KingJulien July 14, 2011
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.