Blue Headie
“AYE JOE LOOK!ITS THAT BLUE HEADIE WEIRDO WHO SITS NEXT TO ME.SHES GONNA TELL US A JOKE ABOUT HER PANNIC ATTACKS AGAIN.”
Blue Headie by anonymous August 20, 2021
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Blue header
That bitch thinks she's bad, but she ain't no supahead, she is just a blue header.
Or
I was so excited for my best friends bf to go down on me last night, but it turns out he's a blue header so I had to send his ass home.
Or
I was so excited for my best friends bf to go down on me last night, but it turns out he's a blue header so I had to send his ass home.
Blue header by Dawnavyum January 17, 2016
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Blue Headie • Blue headed molestation monkey • blue-headed Snickerwhich • Blue header • saucer headed blue-gill • the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. • the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger • blue • blue balls • blue anon
blue-headed Snickerwhich
A type of person who bans all candy, and believes the world would be a better place without sugar. This person enforces their beliefs about the evil in sugar to family, and neighbors causing a riot.
blue-headed Snickerwhich by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010
Blue headed molestation monkey
to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
Blue headed molestation monkey by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
saucer headed blue-gill
saucer headed blue-gill by tim faust May 13, 2005
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger
Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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