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blablariton 

It's a newly discovered particle, already existing for as long as humans on earth (or since humans started to speak and communicate). It is generated as soon as humans open their mouths to say something. It usually originates from blatant silly speech, incoherent thinking, self-aggrandisement, gossip and even in some cases, just a silly-looking face. Massive amounts (almost radioactive dosages) are found at cocktail parties, small talks, kitty parties and scientific conferences and workshops. At scientific conferences, the amounts are so large that they condense following Bose-Einstein statistics and start radiating coherently, in phase; which has been aptly called as the blaser. More research is being conducted currently.

Symptoms of exposure to blablaritons: you start feeling pukish and feel like hitting whoever is around you, after some conversation or after listening to talks at conferences.
Large Hadron Collider - a major source of blablaritons.
blablariton by zeolite03 March 7, 2011
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malex bluban 

Two pda offenders that hold hands in the hallway and have no life.
Hey that person is a malex bluban

Wow I hate those type of people

blabla vu 

1. (noun) The incredible lack of interest one experiences after someone just told them that they had deja vu. Coined by Greek-American comedian Demetri Martin.
2. (interjection) Expletive showing frustration at the lack of interest one experiences after hearing about someone else's deja vu.
Person 1: Dood i just got super bad deja vu!
person 2: Really man? thats crazy. (under his breath) "blabla vu".
blabla vu by rieyin April 11, 2010
The act of a person urinating into their own mouth whilst standing upright

This act resembles drinking from a drinking fountain or more appropriately a bubbler
"George had to clean up all that piss on the carpet because he gave himself a bublay in the lounge room last night"

and

"one of you.... will watch me do a bublay"
Bublay by Flynno December 13, 2009
When someone plays Michael Bublé and then immediately vacates the room. Holiday Bublé is the most excruciating and cruel version of getting Bublayéd.

To date, no one person has successfully Bublayéd him or herself.
Person 1: Man, I totally got holiday Bublayéd at work today.

Person 2: Freaking Canadians!
Bublayéd by Schmidt378 March 28, 2016

malex bluban 

Two people Dating that offend school rules all the time ( specifically PDA rules) They talk ALL THE TIME
That persons really a malex bluban

I guess they’re getting another write up today *sigh*
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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