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Fans of the Fish Fic which is a fic about Phil Lester and his fish Norman. It is delightfully cursed and you might only regret reading it a little bit. ;)
Blubbie: Have you read the fish fic?
Phan: The what?
Blubbie: The fish fic. The one about Phil and Norman?
Phan: That sounds gross? Is it a cursed fic?
Blubbie: Yes but in the best way
Phan: Should I read it?
Blubbie: YES. BECOME. A. BLUBBIE.
Blubbie (was phan): woah
Blubbie by SOPHIAISDROWNING February 6, 2020
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blubbernaut 

A hogger; one who has sex with a fat chick; one who plays nail the whale.
Don is a blubbernaut. He did four fatties last semester.
blubbernaut by PMax February 23, 2008

blubberbutt 

blubberbutt one who is a fatass a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone a fatass when profanity is unwanted and you need to watch your language
blubberbutt was so drunk he needed paramedics to get him out of bed what a pitiful site it was
blubberbutt by littlejimmie May 8, 2019

blubbery 

A that person jiggles with every waking step, revealing their oversized bodies; looks like whale fat.
Holy sh*t! that kid is so blubbery, I can feel the ground shaking.
blubbery by ETON SOUPE January 25, 2015
Sad failure of an idea. Stems from a brain fart that turns out to be a brain bubble of fart gas with a ransid odor of no use to anyone.
-I want to make a website thats rad for the youngsters
-dude you made a blubble

-I think Ill make a diagram that proves my theory
-Man that sucks, you blubbled it.
Blubble by blubblez August 21, 2010

blubber tuck 

the act of tucking the excess blubber from your stomach into your pants
Paul: "Wow look at Tom. He's lost a lot of weight!"

Sam: "Na man, Tom just discovered the art of blubber tuck".
blubber tuck by Chaz Nasty 55 April 9, 2011

Blubber-Vision 

This is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. The majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from “Blubber-Vision”. This is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down on people with healthy weight -- viewing others' body mass through the lenses of their own obesity.
My Aunt Sally suffers from Blubber-Vision. She is always saying how thin and unhealthy I look, even though she weighs 300 lbs.
Blubber-Vision by Johntoo August 22, 2009